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BEG, BORROW OR STEAL  (BBC2)   
  
Jamie Theakston:    Where do you think Cambridge University is?
  
Contestant:           Geography isn't my strong point.
  
Jamie Theakston:    There's a clue in the  title.
  
Contestant:           Leicester.     
  

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BBC   NORFOLK   
  
Stewart White:    Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
  
Contestant:        I don't know.
  
Stewart White:    I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?   
  
Contestant:       Arm
  
Stewart White:    Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
  
Contestant:       Strong.
  
Stewart White:    Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
  
Contestant:       Louis
  
Stewart White:    Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?   
  
Contestant:       Frank Sinatra?     
    
  
LATE SHOW (BBC  MIDLANDS)   
  
Alex Trelinski:    What is the capital of   Italy ?
  
Contestant:       France.
  
Trelinski:         France is another country. Try  again.
  
Contestant:     Oh, um,  Benidorm.
  
Trelinski:         Wrong, sorry, let's try  another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
  
Contestant:     Sorry, I don't  know.
  
Trelinski:        Just guess a country  then.
  
Contestant:     Paris.
    
  
THE WEAKEST LINK  (BBC2)   
  
Anne Robinson:  Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler  and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: Prison, or the Conservative Party?   
  
Contestant:      The Conservative  Party.
    
  
BEACON RADIO  ( WOLVERHAMPTON )   
  
DJ Mark:         For 10 points, what is the  nationality of the Pope?
  
Ruth from Rowley  Regis:    I think I know that one.  Is it Jewish?
    
 
UNIVERSITY  CHALLENGE   
  
Bamber Gascoyne:  What was Gandhi's first  name?
  
Contestant:           Goosey?
    
  
GWR  FM ( Bristol )   
  
Presenter:    What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
  
Contestant:   I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.
    
  
PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO   MANCHESTER )   
  
Phil:           What's 11 squared?
  
Contestant:   I don't  know.
  
Phil:           I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
  
Contestant:   Is it  five?
    
  
RICHARD AND JUDY   
  
Richard:        Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
  
Contestant:    Forrest  Gump.
    
  
RICHARD AND  JUDY   
  
Richard:        On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
  
Contestant:    Er. .  .
  
Richard:        He makes bread . .  .
  
Contestant:    Er .  ...
  
Richard:        He makes cakes . .  .
  
Contestant:    Kipling Street?
    
  
LINCS FM  PHONE-IN   
  
Presenter:     Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
  
Contestant:   Barcelona.
  
Presenter:     I was really after the name of a country.
  
Contestant:    I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .
    
  
NATIONAL LOTTERY  (BBC1)   
  
Question:       What is the world's largest continent?
  
Contestant:    The  Pacific.
    
  
ROCK FM  ( PRESTON )   
  
Presenter:    Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci.   
  
Contestant:  Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
    
  
THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN  (ITV)   
  
Steve Le Fevre: What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
  
Contestant:      Magna Carta?
    
  
JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW  (LBC)   
  
James O'Brien:  How many kings of England  have been called Henry?
  
Contestant:      Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... ER. ER .... Three?
    
  
CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC  RADIO BRISTOL )   
  
Chris Searle:    In which European country is Mount Etna ?
  
Caller:           Japan.
  
Chris Searle:    I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.   
  
Caller:           Er ....   Mexico ?
    
  
PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO   NEWCASTLE )   
  
Paul Wappat:   How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
  
Contestant:       (long pause):    Fourteen days.
    
  
DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME  (VIRGIN RADIO)   
  
Daryl Denham:    In which country would you  spend shekels?
  
Contestant:        Holland ?
  
Daryl Denham:    Try the next letter of the  alphabet.
  
Contestant:         Iceland ? Ireland  ?
  
Daryl Denham:(Helpfully)    It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
  
Contestant:        No.
    
  
PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC  GMR)   
  
Phil Wood:    What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
  
Contestant:   Er. ..  .
  
Phil Wood:    It's got two syllables . .. .  Kor . .
  
Contestant:   Blimey?
  
Phil Wood:    Ha ha ha ha, no..  The past participle of run . .
  
Contestant:   (Silence)
  
Phil Wood:    OK, try it another way.  Today I run, yesterday I . . .
  
Contestant:   Walked?
    
  
THE VAULT   
  
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?   
  
Contestant:     Nostalgia.
    
  
LUNCHTIME SHOW  (BRMB)   
  
Presenter:    What religion was Guy Fawkes?
  
Contestant:   Jewish.
  
Presenter:    That's close enough.
    
  
STEVE WRIGHT IN THE  AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)   
  
Steve Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loin cloth did he play?   Contestant:   Jesus?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC  2)   
  
Jeremy Paxman:    What is another name for  'Cherrypickers' and 'Cheesemongers'?.
  
Contestant:          Homosexuals.
  
Jeremy Paxman:    No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you
      

 
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